"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.
"As a Hamlet-like play-within-a-play, the duo also hosts several extremely limited-run podcasts within “U Talkin’ U2 To Me?” including “I Love Films”, “Talkin’ Bout Money”, and “In Utero”. The sub-podcast “I Love Films” is distinct from the sub-sub-podcast “I Love I Love Films”, which is hosted by Harris Wittels and is dedicated to reviewing select episodes of the sub-podcast “I Love Films”. There is also a sub-sub-sub-podcast named “I Love I Love I Love Films” during which Paul F. Tompkins declared his love for both “I Love Films” and “I Love I Love I Love Films” but claimed to dislike “I Love I Love Films”, stating that the probable reason was the hosts."
get to know me meme → 5 female characters [4/5] • leslie knope
"If one man can destroy everything, why can’t one girl change it?"
(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.
My real self, the self I have always been from a child, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don’t think I will ever be anything other than that.