neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

28 minutes ago with 167,217 notes — via freerangeraspberries, © neptunain



14 hours ago with 53,962 notes — via benjaminlafitte, © chloecastellano
#parks



rivendellbitch:

Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.

image

14 hours ago with 35,135 notes — via glorious-winchesters, © ghostpulse



phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

14 hours ago with 99,502 notes — via glorious-winchesters, © hirohamahda



"As a Hamlet-like play-within-a-play, the duo also hosts several extremely limited-run podcasts within “U Talkin’ U2 To Me?” including “I Love Films”, “Talkin’ Bout Money”, and “In Utero”. The sub-podcast “I Love Films” is distinct from the sub-sub-podcast “I Love I Love Films”, which is hosted by Harris Wittels and is dedicated to reviewing select episodes of the sub-podcast “I Love Films”. There is also a sub-sub-sub-podcast named “I Love I Love I Love Films” during which Paul F. Tompkins declared his love for both “I Love Films” and “I Love I Love I Love Films” but claimed to dislike “I Love I Love Films”, stating that the probable reason was the hosts."
— from Scott Aukerman’s Wikipedia page (via poshcountryclub)
20 hours ago with 101 notes — via mindynovak, © mister-wonderful
#this is everything #scott and scott and lil wittels and pft have brought just so much into my life #god bless #utu2tm



get to know me meme → 5 female characters [4/5] • leslie knope

20 hours ago with 2,132 notes — via carmlla, © team-finn
#PERFECT TO ME GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL SWEET CHILD OF MINE #knope #parks



chescaleigh:

3 Incredible Quotes From Nobel Prize Winner Malala Yousafzai Confirm She Deserves All The Awards (via Upworthy)

20 hours ago with 13,761 notes — via wilwheaton, © chescaleigh
#HERO #MALALA



"If one man can destroy everything, why can’t one girl change it?"
Malala Yousafzai, I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban (via wordsnquotes)
1 day ago with 14,678 notes — via smartgirlsattheparty, © wordsnquotes.com
#MALALA



It’s Halloween.

1 day ago with 6,641 notes — via thrillhadermurrayferrell, © joshutchersonn



1 day ago with 46,920 notes — via thrillhadermurrayferrell, © t0pl3ss



iguanamouth:

watch your step

iguanamouth:

watch your step

2 days ago with 56,171 notes — via tastefullyoffensive, © iguanamouth



(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.
2 days ago with 10,037 notes — via buttwyatt, © spookydrakeimpala
#god bless #parks



2 days ago with 203,318 notes — via mulaneysbutt, © monicapotters
#parks



My real self, the self I have always been from a child, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don’t think I will ever be anything other than that.

3 days ago with 2,451 notes — via pumpknbarnes, © mslance
#babe



3 days ago with 1,266 notes — via pumpknbarnes, © prettyprettyday
#gross