deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

1 hour ago with 163,568 notes — via codependentbrothers, © reallyrandompictures



tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Chris Pratt French Braids Intern’s Hair During ‘ET’ Interview

3 hours ago with 4,446 notes — via tastefullyoffensive
#muscular chris pratt french brainding hair while he talks about jurassic park and parks and rec is a dream i've probably had a dozen times #chris pratt



steverogersorbust:

Oh bless him bless him bless him

3 hours ago with 6,278 notes — via elocinmuse, © sebastianastan
#such a fucking puppy child #sebstan



wibblywobblydetector:

swaggitystrider:

just press play

IT IS 1:30 AM EVERYONE IS ASLEEP I WAS GIVEN NO WARNING NOW MY WHOLE HOUSE HATES ME

1 day ago with 56,513 notes — via jumpingjaverts, © vulcanthyla



justinrripley:

a summary

1 day ago with 35,324 notes — via savebuckybarnes, © justinripley
#science bros pt. 2 #pacific rim



1 day ago with 8,727 notes — via dimpleforyourthoughts, © sebadasstian-stan
#what fresh hell is this #inappropriate #you need to go to bed #barnes and noble #kill me lol



Scarlett [Johansson] is just the most amazing, sweetest girl on the planet. We’ve done several, outside of the Marvel universe, we’ve done some other films together, and I always relish my time with her because she’s always so… She’s way smarter than most people think and an incredibly talented person, and she makes me laugh so much. She’s hilarious. You know, we used to spend time together at like six in the morning because we were in the same make up trailer. It was me and her, her music, her make up people and my guy, and it was the best time of the day for me. x

1 day ago with 15,335 notes — via dimpleforyourthoughts, © forassgard
#precious #i love that shirt forever #sammy j and scarjo



1 day ago with 153,044 notes — via orphaniehaus, © casbean
#catdog #parks



1 day ago with 112,825 notes — via annyeongtothetardis, © opinionsarethenewblack
#this show is a good #halfway through season 1 and i'm already dreading post-season 2 hiatus #oitnb



grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

1 day ago with 57,396 notes — via freerangeraspberries, © grinderman2
#omg



1 day ago with 97,776 notes — via freerangeraspberries, © heytinafey
#poor larry gary jerry #parks



1 day ago with 240,430 notes — via freerangeraspberries



pinstripesuit:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(The 26 worst episodes of the 2013-14 television season, part 1 The A.V. Club)

1 day ago with 4,600 notes — via kitten-rage, © pinstripesuit
#ouch #winner of the steven moffat just because you can doesn't mean you should award



vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

1 day ago with 46,928 notes — via turntechdestiel, © vinebox



tyleroakley:

surprisebitch:

out of context, this is sweet. but in context, tina’s mom was encouraging her to read out her erotic zombie friend fiction in front of the class

still sweet

1 day ago with 71,825 notes — via fuckloadofquiche, © sannao75