5 hours ago with 2,897 notes — via cr0nas, © shazamcomics
#txf



"

You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

"
— Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3
7 hours ago with 1,719 notes — via jrnny
#sometimes i get sincerely emotional about how much cbb means to me #comedy bing bong theory #comedy bang bang



kassie-in-neverland:

theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

I liked this video by the thumbnail alone.

10 hours ago with 51,518 notes — via mindynovak, © theteaward
#parks



letskeepshitsimpleariel:

She sometimes just likes to lay there watching me and if I don’t pay attention to her she starts doing this.

10 hours ago with 24,729 notes — via elmntry, © letskeepshitsimpleariel
#PUPS



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#watched this thrice two days ago #because it was rainy and autumnal outside #i made soup #this movie fits every mood and season #that caviar is a garnish #you've got mail



sixpenceee:

Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. 

For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t even have enough of her body left to sit up in a wheelchair. Doctors said her only hope of being able to move by herself again would be extensive surgery to allow her to be fitted with prosthetic limbs.Her parents couldn’t afford this treatment. 

Qian’s granddad Yuan came up with a simple but effective treatment to get her moving again. He took a basketball the village boys had discarded and cut a hole just big enough for tiny Qian to fit into, padded the inside with stiff floor mats from his car, then propped her up inside. All of a sudden Qian was able to stabilize herself and was able to by move herself by rolling the ball in any direction she wanted. She supported herself using wooden handles. 

From that day on Qian would not be stopped by any obstacle. She went back to school, started to play with her friends again, and started to get back the life of any girl her age. She began professional swimming training in 2007 and defied the odds of her double amputation to become one of the first members of the Yunnan Youth Swimming Club.

She won three gold medals in last year’s Yunnan Para Games and took a gold and two silver medals at the National Swimming Championship for the Disabled (Under 18) in 2009 before continuing impressively at this year’s Para Games.

SOURCE

11 hours ago with 82,893 notes — via freerangeraspberries, © sixpenceee
#INCREDIBLE #female athlete appreciation blog



ktzn:

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

Irena Sendlers story in wikipedia 

ktzn:

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.

Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.

Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. 
She was not selected. 
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

Irena Sendlers story in wikipedia 

11 hours ago with 214,788 notes — via bluebowties-xo, © americangothgirl
#HERO



In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly
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#get it faris #pratt



alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

11 hours ago with 184,667 notes — via elmntry, © alexandertheswell



hannahorvath:

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT ALLISON JANNEY CAN’T DO???

12 hours ago with 2,139 notes — via sayheyagentcarter, © hannahorvath
#VICE PRESIDENT OF THE TALL GIRLS CLUB ALLISON JANNEY



fuckloadofquiche:

Just the fucking t-shirts

2 days ago with 65,068 notes — via fuckloadofquiche, © heyyyyyyyo
#probs wouldn't have even listened to it without the rave reviews from scott and scott #utu2tm



emes:

reichsstadt:

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this is also how i feel when i read most critical theory

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#dork #parks